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Saturday, August 27, 2011

New Game Monsters.

Penelope has become nothing more than baggage.

So here's the deal.

This blog's views as of right now are at 9,878.

Once they get to 10,000 she dies.

You've already wasted one view reading this post.

If you have something important to say... make sure it's extremely important.

The life of an innocent woman hangs in the balance.

Happy Viewing.

Until Next Time.
Me.

18 comments:

  1. Isn't she going to die either way?

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  2. Dia- You have a better idea love?

    Until Next Time.
    Me.

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  3. I just love it when you call me that.

    Eh, for every hundred or so views, start torturing her worse. Get creative, this is the girl of your dreams after all.

    Also, do what I did. For the contest, put up the view counter. That way people realize just how bad they fucked up by viewing the page.

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  4. Dia- They all love when I call them that.

    And where can i find a view counter?

    Until Next Time.
    Me.

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  5. Ha! love this idea bittersweet

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  6. Consider me your newest fangirl, then.

    Go to Design, underneath your blog name. The first page it shows you, click "add a gadget" wherever you want to put it. It should be the third gadget in the list, click the blue + sign. Then, just decide how you want it to look.

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  7. Dia- Got It. This is going by extremely quick. Maybe I should up the view number.. then again.. maybe not.

    KnitWolf- I knew you'd enjoy.

    Until Next Time.
    Me.

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  8. Death- I see that. I'm bringing it up on purpose, well.. sort of. I figured right now would be a good time to read the whole thing. Since, you know, we're just waiting until it hits five digits.

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  9. Dia- I knew you had it in you. Read away.

    Until Next Time.
    Me.

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  10. Your view counter doesn't count all of them, dear. I'm sorry. :/

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  11. Dia- Hmm, Maybe she's getting some outside help.
    She's locked up tight. The time will come.

    Until next time.
    Me.

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  12. It'll happen sometime tomorrow, or early morning. I just want her to be dead. Maybe her suffering will end once she is.

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  13. Dia- Maybe she's not suffering at all.
    Who am I kidding.
    ahahahahahha.

    Until Next Time.
    Me.

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  14. You see my point, doll. By the way, you're up to 9,960. Just sayin'.

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  15. Dia- She's getting restless. Making a lot of noise back there.

    Until Next Time.
    Me.

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  16. 22 views left, dear. Not much time left.

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  17. Hehe It's getting very close. How is the poor dear doing at this point?

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  18. Oh never mind, there's 10000!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8&ob=av2e

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