I'll keep this short and sweet.
I wake up for work this morning. I cannot find my car keys.
I look everywhere. I finally go out to check in the ignition of my car and I find a note.
It says "Your keys are in the freezer Badman."
Then there is a heart with the letter P beside it.
Underneath is a drawing of these ridiculously jagged teeth.
Low and behold I find my keys in my freezer.
How in the fuck does she know where I'm at.
Keep it up bitch.
Until Next Time.